Some things are better left unreturned...

When I let people borrow things, most of the time I want them back (the things, I mean). Things such as pencils, notebooks, socks, tanktops, yo-yos. But never pads. Or tampons. Ewww. "No, thanks, I don't want it back." WTF. I lend --- no, I give it to you, so it's yours, OKAY? When I "lend" that to you I never want it back, cap-peesh? What, are you giving it back to me for good manners? Well then, I want my yo-yo back.